Corrupt a wish

Okay so this is the corrupt a wish game :3 the object of the game is to grant the previous posters wish but also corrupting or ruining it. For example: Poster 1) I wish for a dog
Poster 2) Wish granted but the dog hates you

After you ruin the first person's wish you must make a wish yourself ^-^

Okay so I'll start us off

I wish anime was real ;-;

Wish granted! But they are going to explode the world. O.e

I wish WS could be as awesome as CS. xD

Wish granted but...there are to many members and not enough staff (O_O')

I wish that my friend Crossy would just come out of the closet and admit he is a Gook.

Wish granted but he's gay for shade O_O'

I wish people could live in their comp o-o ya know like our own little world *spaces out* XDD

Wish granted but it's a yaoi opposite world o3o Thats what you get for calling my BF gay Ice lol.

o.o Uh...I wish... That we could turn into anime characters and poof into the show!

Wish granted but you poofed into a spongebob show. XD

Um, I wish my cat wouldn't tear up the house as much. o.o'

Wish granted but now it tears up the yard...

O_O I wish that I had a cookie : D

Granted but it's all burned! D:

I wish it weren't this cold today >.<

Wish granted but it's over 200 degrees. O.O

I wish I didn't have homework.

Granted by then you fail school. 8D

I wish I had a kitten.

Granted, but he/she's my evil minion and wants to eatchoo! xD

I wish I had magical powers. 8D

Wish granted but it's only the ability to summon slugs o3o

I wish some people didn't act all high and mighty D:<

O_o oh and Rain i didn't say shade was gay I said crossy was gay...for him XD

Wish granted but now everyone thinks the world sucks and they don't appreciate the world/their life.

I wish my user was more unique than just 'Blaise'.

O_O Wish granted but now your name is "GaggleFraggle"

:/ I wish that people wouldn't just assume and when they assume wrong blame it on you.


*Cough*SwiftyandStarry*Cough*

Wish granted but now they just skip right to blaming it on you (XDDDD)

I wish people would stop acting depressed D:<